i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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