I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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