your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Operation Purity has been aborted
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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