I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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