You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I think people are normalizing furries
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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