I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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