You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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