I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Bring me that man meat
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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