Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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