another moral hangover. fuck.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
