My hair reeks of homosexuality.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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