Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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