so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just pee around me
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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