i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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