dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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