hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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