take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
send nudes
from the living room?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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