This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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