I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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