but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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