yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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