ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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