Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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