just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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