Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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