allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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