He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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