Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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