when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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