eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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