yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Randomize
