I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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