Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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