my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
