God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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