My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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