dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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