it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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