What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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