Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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