how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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