dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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