Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.