he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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