I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Randomize
