when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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