Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
ugly people sure do ruin things
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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