Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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