oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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