Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
