Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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