I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
