i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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