Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
look no pants
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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