turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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